Winter Weather Buff Mugs

"In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Be creative...!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'How was your holiday?'

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'How can you tell?'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

How to save on your heating bill...

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

"Three, please. Any color."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

Raining cats and dogs.