Winter Vibes Appreciator Pillows

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"My feet are cold."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Space Heater

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

Carols

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Sounds of the snowplow

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

Seasons Greetings

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields...

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'And I only brought summer reading.'

Types of Winter Trees.

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

Endangered species stamps

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.

Rock n' Roll...the Later Years.

The cows come home.