Winter Vibes Appreciator Mugs

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Space Heater

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

Carols

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'Another tall, cold one?'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Sounds of the snowplow

Endangered species stamps

'And I only brought summer reading.'

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields...

Types of Winter Trees.

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Seasons Greetings

Un-Hip-Flask

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.

The cows come home.