Cold Vibes Appreciator Mugs

'Another tall, cold one?'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

"He's So Your Type."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

Hasta manana.

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

Christmas Birds on the Branch

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

Endangered species stamps