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Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

350 Feet.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

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Jungle Olympics

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Women's World Cup Final

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Luis Suarez

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?

'For the best tennis you need a proper stance.' - 'That's right, in an armchair with beer and nuts.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'I guess it's OK for a guy to eat your yogurt during a game instead of drinking beer - but light yogurt?'