Watching Olympics T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.