Winter Magic Lover Gifts

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Snow flake

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Keeping warm.

Primitive magician

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Beware of the Cat.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I love this time of year."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Please enter your pin now.'