Winter Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

See U Next Year

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"