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"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"You have ice water in your veins."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

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"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'Bless you.'

See U Next Year

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."