Winter Calamity Lover Gifts

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Fireplace Projector.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Snowman Romance

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating

Say, I just had a thought

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Snow again, today...'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.