Winter Blues Day Mugs

"I can't take winter anymore!"

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Skiing.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

Ice skater

Keeping warm.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'I hate Mondays.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth