Winter Blues Day Pillows

"I can't take winter anymore!"

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Skiing.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Alien Snowmen

Ice skater

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Keeping warm.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"First snowman?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I hate Mondays.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman of the Apes

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."