Holiday Blues Explorer Pillows

"It's been a lousy holiday. I'm down to two hos!"

Louis Armstrong

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Back to the Holidays

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

Hello from the lakes!

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Seasonal shopping.

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Decorating the Christmas Tree

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Happy Holiday

'Then I said,if yov've got a good body there's nothing wrong showing it off...now put your your clothes back on vicar!'

"I hate this time of year..."

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'