Winter Blues Warrior Mugs

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

This time of year always gets me down."

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Ice fisher.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

Yo ho ho!

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Crime

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'