Winter Birthdays T-Shirts

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

You Are Here

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"He likes it."

"Feel free to take notes."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

Snowprov

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Snow flake

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Good News about winter

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

The No No No's

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Little help?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."