Winter Birthdays Prints

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"He likes it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Feel free to take notes."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Tommy!"

Snowprov

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'No ice.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Snow flake

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Good News about winter

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

That one has all the batteries!

The No No No's