Winning A Science Award T-Shirts

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Award Winning Gardener

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Soccer coach of the year.

"So that's where you were last night."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Zdeno Chara

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."