Winning A Science Award Prints

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Award Winning Gardener

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Win - win

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Science Fair Judgements

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Soccer coach of the year.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"So that's where you were last night."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Zdeno Chara

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Employee of the month...

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"