Science Fair Champ T-Shirts

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

PROBLEM AREAS

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Science FAir. Vegetable Growth Rate. The winning entry studied how fast vegetables grow. "Clock the beet."

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Oh, now you tell me!"

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'You won first prize at the 2010 national science fair?'

Climate Hoax

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'