Winning A Nobel Prize Gifts

'Oooh watch your step, that's my Nobel Prize. I wonder how it got down there, crazy Nobel Prize.... Nobel Prize.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Award Winning Gardener

Soccer coach of the year.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"So that's where you were last night."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Zdeno Chara

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

W. B. Yeats

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Ivan Bunin

'-and thanks for this splendid award...'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Physicist in restaurant.

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Handing over money.

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

"Flossie is as pleased as I am about producing this new vaccine, and we are both proud to accept the Nobel Prize."