Wings Band T-Shirts

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Movies vs. Films

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The band.

Red hot little combo

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Animal Band.

Ozzy Osbourne

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

How hit songs get their names

Angus McKinnon Young

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'