Winery Owner T-Shirts

'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Pete Townshend Vineyards

A Good Batch.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I make it myself!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Opening the Barrel

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Who's the new guy?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Red Wine

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'