Wine Snob In Denial T-Shirts

Find fun, clever t-shirts that highlight their wine obsession, all while keeping it light-hearted. Perfect for casual days or wine tasting sessions with friends.

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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Wine Lady

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?' mockup

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"I make it myself!"

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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Opening the Barrel

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At the mobile tracking test lab.

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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Wine tasting

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"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?" mockup

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

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'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

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'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

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Wine: New & Old!!!

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"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape." mockup

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

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"House red, sir?"

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'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.' mockup

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.' mockup

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

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Prosecco Drinker

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"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

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"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is." mockup

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

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"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

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"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?" mockup

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

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"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down." mockup

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

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'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.' mockup

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

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"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..." mockup

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

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"Waiter, this wine is corked!"

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