Wine Pun Aficionado Pillows

Wino Appreciation Group

"Let he who is without Zin cast the first stone."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Hell's Schlegel

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

Pavement artist.

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'