Wine Pun Aficionado Pillows

Wino Appreciation Group

"Let he who is without Zin cast the first stone."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Hell's Schlegel

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"...but how do we know he's the peeping tom sarge?"

'Come now, sir. This can't be all the wages of sin.'