Wine Dreamer Pillows

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Wine Lady

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Wine Talking

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'