Wine Dreamer Mugs

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Wine Lady

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Wine Talking

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."