Cocktail Dreamer Mugs

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Moon Martini

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Serenading

Segregated Beach

Chocs away.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Converted Parking Garage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Trump Overload

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Ice Cream Flavors

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Food Pyramid

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Gosh, really? That must be pretty grim...'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Banana Split