Wine Cellar Inauguration Pillows

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Painting taking root...

"I make it myself!"

Joe Biden

Opening the Barrel

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The new president to the rescue.

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

Instant art

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'You're no Pollock.'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Rodins rotten juggler

The Battle of the Pictures.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

America's New Dawn

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

President Bush's inauguration.

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "