Inauguration Pillows

America's New Dawn

"I think this unparliamentary language all started with the oath of allegiance!"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

New Era in America

Biden Harris Inauguration

The First Family

I'm going to miss having a cool president. He didn't walk, he strutted. Reminded me of John Travolta in his prime. The best part of the Saturday Night Fever sequel is the end, where Travolta wins and then struts out into the night to that Bee Gees song. If they don't play "Stayin' Alive" as Obama walks to that helicopter and waves goodbye on inauguration day, it'll be a crime. Sorry, I don't get any references older than my iPhone.

Joe Biden

Lady Liberty

President Bush's inauguration.

'Isn't that our new president? What's he doing here? Why isn't he in Washington running the country?'

The new president to the rescue.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"We won!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

If you're happy and you know it...

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Prosecco Peacock

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Joe Biden

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Folk Wedding