Wine Cellar Inauguration Prints

Rhino Wine, Not good until 2025.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Painting taking root...

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I make it myself!"

Joe Biden

Opening the Barrel

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

The new president to the rescue.

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Rodins rotten juggler

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

The Battle of the Pictures.

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

America's New Dawn

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

President Bush's inauguration.

Wine-tasting Tour.