Wine And Spirits Buff Pillows

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Bacchus.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Sauvignon Bonk

'No ice.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Join me in a Martini?

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."