Wine And Food Prints

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'A cheeky red?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bacchus.

Sauvignon Bonk

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Man...You age great!'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I make it myself!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...