Food And Wine Prints

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Best served at street temperature, delicious served with dustbin chipsor gutter squashed, half eaten kebab..."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits.

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Bad for you but to die for

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'Man...You age great!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Chocs away.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Baloneystini

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Coffee Menu

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wino Appreciation Group

Wine and Cheese