Wine And Dine Wanderer Pillows

'When he refused to leave the pub I thought it best to let sleeping dogs lie.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Toast'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Wine and Cheese

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

Winery tours.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"I'm too old to go Dutch."

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

'SPRING water-in the middle of summer???'

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'