Windmill Wanderer Mugs

"Ja?"

"He loves me, he loves me not..."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

You Are Here

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Computer games

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Whose the new guy?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'