Windmill Warrior Mugs

Modern Day Windmill Jousting

Coronavirus Windmills

Don Quixote

Don Quichotte's shadow

Yoga for Alcoholics

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Windmill

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Still on your left."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Botox sharpei

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Damn speed hump!"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'I figured I was in hell when I saw the wine list - 800 selections, and they're all white zinfandels.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Academy.

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Cat boxer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"