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"Ja?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

You Are Here

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Computer games

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."