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"I can remember when they all had palm trees."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

That party went well.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Dog retriving Frisbee

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Leo knew it was now illegal, but he couldn't get the thrill of the hunt out of his blood.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?