Wind Power Worrier Pillows

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

I hate monday mornings.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"It's only the wind."

Windfarm Autumn.

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Becalmed yachts

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"It's for global cooling."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

"It recharges my ipod."

"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

People run from a falling cloud

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."