Wind Power Worrier Pillows

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

I hate monday mornings.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Desert island wind-turbine.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Windfarm Autumn.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"It's only the wind."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Becalmed yachts

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."

People run from a falling cloud

"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."