Wind Power Skeptic Pillows

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"It's for global cooling."

"They'd be perfect as fans if there was any wind."

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'They've become a lot more popular since we started attaching MPs to the blades.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

"This truck never needs recharging."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What can you give me for wind?"

High School Science Project Competition

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

Out of gas.

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Island windfarming

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"All I'm saying is that if it such a good route, why is ours the only gaggle which is coming this way?"

'He's a natural public speaker. He grew up on a wind farm.'

"What do you think of my Tiny Wind Turbine collection?"