Wind Power Champions T-Shirts

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The Environmentalist

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Desert island wind-turbine.

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Don't worry... the warmer it gets the less we have to worry about the cold."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"It's for global cooling."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Solar-Powered Catnap

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"It recharges my ipod."

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'Should you be doing that?'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

Fight black lung disease.

High School Science Project Competition

"This truck never needs recharging."