Wind Power Champions Mugs

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The Environmentalist

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Desert island wind-turbine.

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

"Don't worry... the warmer it gets the less we have to worry about the cold."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"It's for global cooling."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Solar-Powered Catnap

Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

Would you like a new toy? Kid would prefer a gas mask.

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"What can you give me for wind?"

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

High School Science Project Competition

"This truck never needs recharging."

'Should you be doing that?'

Fight black lung disease.