Will Planning Pillows

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Pipe Dream.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"One year closer to college!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Worry tank

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."