Wildlife Writer Pillows

Anteater with INOUT boxes.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Civilized Salmon

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Still no sign of life.'

"But what's my motivation?"

'Fancy a swift half?'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Confounded biodiversity.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Vulture declines fresh food.

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"What? You mean this old thing?"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"