Wildlife-with-a-twist Lover Pillows

Prisoner stuck behind zebra stripes.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Psychobabbling brook.

Roget's Pet

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roads with a view.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild