Wildlife-with-a-twist Lover Prints

Prisoner stuck behind zebra stripes.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Roget's Pet

Psychobabbling brook.

Gym Dog

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Roads with a view.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Actually I never loved you."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

Pastrami in the wild

Teacher's pet dog

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"