Wildlife Veterinarian Pillows

Bear in veterinary practice.

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Polluted geese

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

The melting polar ice caps

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Biodiversity

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'