Wildlife Veterinarian Prints

Bear in veterinary practice.

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polluted geese

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Beaver tower

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

The melting polar ice caps

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Biodiversity