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"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Frog in the puddles.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Koala

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"The unlucky lemming"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Giraffe Selfie

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I love this time of day."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."