Wildlife Snapshooter Gifts

Spiro & Pusho on photo safari

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Swan Fairy Tales

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Bears catching fish

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Giraffe Selfie

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Koala

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"